This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For By Paul Shawcross

Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget, issues the official White House response to a petition signed by over 25,000 US Citizens that the US Government build a planet destroying space station.

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

Read the rest of the brilliant response here